Well, everybody, welcome to my blog. If you are reading this I thank you sincerely for taking the time to read what is now my very first, official attempt at starting a real blog. I'm not really sure if this will go well or as planned but damn it- I'm just going to put myself out there anyway.
To get to the point- (as I know must people on the web, myself included, have ADD) I am in desperate need of Patti Stanger's help and advice. I need a date. Plain and simple. If you don't believe me check out these stats:
*32 years old
*lives at home with parents
*hasn't had a date in 2 whole years (yes I said TWO!)
*got engaged but Failed to make it down the aisle!
Are you feeling a little better about yourself now? You should. Like I said, if anyone needs help getting a date, it's yours truly.
So this is the plan, people. I watch Patti's show The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo -religiously, I've seen every episode- hey! It's what you do when you don't have a life, okay? Since I do not live in Los Angeles I decided to do the next best thing and buy her book, "Become Your Own Matchmaker: 8 Easy Steps for Attracting Your Perfect Mate." And yes, I am shamelessly promoting her book (with no monetary reward in sight) because I believe that if I follow her advice Mr. Right will come. So walk with me people, on this new found journey because yours truly will be taking ALL the steps outlined in the book to see if her magic can truly work on me.
-And hey, maybe you can pick up a few pointers or two from my horribly embarrassing mistakes? Or maybe you can just get in a good laugh. Either way, please leave comments.
