Happier

So I have been working my ass off at my new job- and they've asked me to move up from Assistant to Lead which means I will finally make enough to move out of my parents house and finally be on my own again!!!!!

I AM GETTING MY LIFE BACK! (I feel like yelling this from the rooftop)

I actually cried on the way home after they asked if I wanted to move up, I haven't been this happy in YEARS! Every day I wake up I almost want to pinch myself.

So, you may ask, where are all your dates? -Good question.

Guys, I haven't dated since my ex-fiance and the truth of the matter is- I'm scared. I don't know how to even get back in the game and I'm terrified about letting another man into my world.

Anyone got any suggestions? Support?

Starting New

Finally graduated!!! Plus I just landed a job- thank the lord! Now I have to get my life back and really start dating. Only problem is I feel like I need to lose about ten pounds now- the consequence of being so damn happy is the added pounds...but according to Patti I am right on track.

Now I must work on my outward appearance because men are so "visual." Apparently, you can be as happy and successful as you want to be but a man won't even want to get to know you if he won't look twice at you.

A woman has to have that "fuckability" factor, right?

So now I must go through the dreaded "make-over." Just spent $60.00 on MAC make-up to start but want to know all the other shit I have to get done???

-Lose at least ten pounds (run, fat-ass, run!)

-Buy a whole new wardrobe, shoes, handbags, jewelry...

-Professional eyebrow work (don't want to look too Russian, do we?)

-Waxing- YES, everything! (my poor, poor VJ)

-New hair cut

-Pedicure

-Manicure

-Teeth whitening

-Tanning, bronzing

the list goes on and on and on.......................geez, all the stuff a woman has to do to get noticed!