Finally graduated!!! Plus I just landed a job- thank the lord! Now I have to get my life back and really start dating. Only problem is I feel like I need to lose about ten pounds now- the consequence of being so damn happy is the added pounds...but according to Patti I am right on track.
Now I must work on my outward appearance because men are so "visual." Apparently, you can be as happy and successful as you want to be but a man won't even want to get to know you if he won't look twice at you.
A woman has to have that "fuckability" factor, right?
So now I must go through the dreaded "make-over." Just spent $60.00 on MAC make-up to start but want to know all the other shit I have to get done???
-Lose at least ten pounds (run, fat-ass, run!)
-Buy a whole new wardrobe, shoes, handbags, jewelry...
-Professional eyebrow work (don't want to look too Russian, do we?)
-Waxing- YES, everything! (my poor, poor VJ)
-New hair cut
-Pedicure
-Manicure
-Teeth whitening
-Tanning, bronzing
the list goes on and on and on.......................geez, all the stuff a woman has to do to get noticed!
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