Saturday, March 20, 2010

The Gay/Straight Game

So I went to an Art Gallery showing for the first time last night and it was fabulous! Men everywhere- okay, so majority of them were gay. But I love my gays. Seriously, gay men are so hot-plus they love art and culture, what's not to love?

Anyway, I find myself chatting it up with a guy who's probably my age, interesting guy, we have things in common. But not attracted to him in any way. Same thing happens with guy #2, we chat and vibe easily only I have no ounce of sexual attraction towards him.

An hour or so later we're at a lounge and I am practically sandwiched between the two when I realize I have made the same damn mistake I always do in situations like these. I always chat it up with guys I have absolutely no sexual attraction to because I am not the least bit self conscious. But when an attractive guy comes around I just freeze up. I HATE that! Feel like such an idiot.

Then I can't shake the unattractive guys who want to buy me drinks. What do I do?

So I sit there as these guys, and other interesting people too, chat and joke around me and I decide to play the Gay/Straight Game. As each guy walks into the lounge I amuse myself by trying to assess- Gay or Straight? Hard to tell since MANY gay men were in the house. But here were some clues I used:

guy walks in with his hat on backwards...more than likely straight.
guy walks in with a hoodie and ball cap, cigarette behind the ear...more than likely straight.
guy walks in with "Twilight" hair...probably gay.
two cute guys walk in with matching shirts, bow ties, and tussled hair...definitely gay.
hot guy walks in and hugs some other guys...don't think straight guys "hug" in bars.

anyway, I don't know why I always do this but I have got to get up the nerve to talk to guys I am actually attracted to otherwise I will never get any action!

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