Most Embarrassing Dating Moment

Why You Should Never Drink on a First Date:

Okay, this is one of Patti's rules that I can testify to.

I finally scored a date with this really hot guy. This was back when my friends and I rented a house and he used to come to our "legendary" house parties. He was a friend of a friend, so to speak.

Because he was cute I dressed really hot- by the way fellas, you can tell how bad a girl wants to sleep with you by what she wears on your first date. If flats are invloved, dude, you are in serious trouble- Well I had back, arms, shoulders, legs, pretty much everything exposed I could get away with. I was feeling really sexy and we flirted over diner all night. I wanted him, he wanted me. I ate something with shrimp, terrible idea because little did I know I'd see that shrimp again. (ugh!)

I threw back girly drink after girly drink, thinking I was adding fuel to the fire. Getting rid of those inhibitions as alcohol promises to do. And then it happened- that gurgle in the pit of your stomach that says you're about to regret the fact that you ever touched alcohol. Visions of white toilet bowls began dancing in my head. But I tried to hide it. Smiled seductively. But he wasn't fooled.

"Um, you look a little green." He said though I tried to lie. After all I was hot, and hot girls don't toss their cookies in front of guys! That's only reserved for drunken nights at the club with your girls, who hold your hair while you throw up in the bushes.

Well, needless to say we got the hell out of there, he took me home and no "kiss" of any kind was invloved.

But here's the kicker. He was so worried he came inside and stood outisde the bathroom door while I had an unpleaseant reunion with those shrimp. So disgusting! But he was a total sweetheart! He even dated me afterwards. Big Kudos.

But that was definitely the most embarrasing dating moment ever!